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Certified Slackers
Announcing: Certified Slacker Holiday Special!!
Join the Certified Slacker Annual Membership and Unlock Amazing Perks!
We’re thrilled to announce the return of our Certified Slacker Memberships at Slackers Brewing Co.! Here’s everything you need to know to join the coolest club around and enjoy a year full of epic brews, exclusive perks, and amazing rewards.
Membership Details:
🌟 Relaunch Date: August 1
💰 New Price: $200
Early Bird Special: Sign up between July 1 and August 10th and pay only $175. Plus, you get to start enjoying your perks immediately!
Member Perks:
🍺 1 Free Beer Per Day: Enjoy a complimentary brew every single day for 1 year.
🛍️ 10% Off Merch: Save on all Slackers Brewing gear.
🍻 Exclusive Sealed Bomber: Receive our hit brew, the Red Honey Tripel, Red Panda, specially aged in an oak barrel.
🎁 Bonus Month of Free Beer: Sign up in July and start sipping on your free daily brew right away.
Plus, the first 48 members to sign up will receive this year’s SUPER exclusive glassware featuring The Situation Hop Grenade logo. These limited-edition beauties are a must-have, so act fast to claim yours.
New Referral Program:
Refer your friends and unlock new levels of awesome rewards! Here’s how it works: when you sign up we’ll send you a special promo code to share with all your buddies. Then you’ll sit back and start earning these rewards!
1️⃣ Refer 1 Friend who signs up, and win a $20 gift card.
2️⃣ Get 2 Friends to sign up, and win an additional $30 gift card.
4️⃣ Get 4 Friends to sign up, and win another $50 gift card.
6️⃣ Get 6 Friends to sign up, and win yet another $75 gift card.
🔟 Be the Ultimate Certified Slacker and get 10 friends certified, and win another $100 gift card plus a free limited edition shirt.
That’s a total of $275 in gift cards and a shirt for being the best slacker around!
And the best part? All your referred friends get 10% off their membership! It’s a win-win for everyone!
Ready to Join?
Don’t miss out on these incredible offers. Be a part of the Slackers Brewing family and enjoy a year filled with great beer, awesome merch, and exclusive perks.
Cheers to slacking off the right way!
